Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground
Boris the spider
Boris the spiderThere was a man on the road about an hour ago and he was lookin for a ride to
New Mexico
But we was driving by way too fast to know
We got to the place on a high speed chase there was a girlie in the corner with
a plastic face
Then she disappeared without a trace
I said without a trace
Now we're kickin back and we're sippin beers and there's a man telling stories
about his inner fears
We was all choked up and too close to tears
Well then we moved on up to some margaritas and we started makin faces at the
senoritas
Playing drinking games but they were all too drunk to beat us
Now my car broke down about an hour ago and we were headed on down to New Mexico
But we did not see the gas was low
I said the gas was low, etc.
We got back to the party, we been on the road we're kinda dirty
I've seen my girl, she's mighty perty
Well I said hello about an hour ago, and we were headed on down to the big
brass show
But we did not see the gas was low
I said the gas was low, etc.