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Met a woman she's spouting prose 
She's got luggage eyes and a roman nose 
Her body is slung from side to side 
Need a lift she said much obliged 
I'm riding piggy-back 
Then I came to her shack 

We go inside the place it's a mess 
She said my name's the liquid poetess 
She unties her mouth 
And her buckskin dress 
She drinks from a bottle 
labelled tenderness 
I'm in one hand in the other's a can 

She puts me in the can 
And smiles through the wall 
I got the horror's cos I'm one inch tall 
Next thing I know's a girl by my side 
Dressed in a bayleaf she's trying to hide 
I asked her name she said Germaine 
Do the rock do the one inch rock.(Rod Stewart / Jim Cregan)

Is it a matter of opinion
or just a contradiction
but from where I come from
all the blondes have more fun
Well just awatch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causin' all the fights

I took a rose in Texas
she gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
'cos of recent facelift
She had no idea what love's about
'cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch

Sissy from New York
was on the cover of New Vogue
I ain't supposed to be available
So completely untouchable
I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
But God knows Rodder just needs to ball

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
I wanna girl that's semi intelligent
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
and that ain't all

I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about 'em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
with the short fat guy's prematurely bald

Dig this

You can keep your black and your red heads
you can keep your brunettes too
Don't wanna subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
and that ain't all