Met a woman she's spouting proseÂÂÂ
She's got luggage eyes and a roman noseÂÂÂ
Her body is slung from side to sideÂÂÂ
Need a lift she said much obligedÂÂÂ
I'm riding piggy-backÂÂÂ
Then I came to her shackÂÂÂ
We go inside the place it's a messÂÂÂ
She said my name's the liquid poetessÂÂÂ
She unties her mouthÂÂÂ
And her buckskin dressÂÂÂ
She drinks from a bottleÂÂÂ
labelled tendernessÂÂÂ
I'm in one hand in the other's a canÂÂÂ
She puts me in the canÂÂÂ
And smiles through the wallÂÂÂ
I got the horror's cos I'm one inch tallÂÂÂ
Next thing I know's a girl by my sideÂÂÂ
Dressed in a bayleaf she's trying to hideÂÂÂ
I asked her name she said GermaineÂÂÂ
Do the rock do the one inch rock.(Rod Stewart / Jim Cregan)
Is it a matter of opinion
or just a contradiction
but from where I come from
all the blondes have more fun
Well just awatch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causin' all the fights
I took a rose in Texas
she gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
'cos of recent facelift
She had no idea what love's about
'cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch
Sissy from New York
was on the cover of New Vogue
I ain't supposed to be available
So completely untouchable
I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
But God knows Rodder just needs to ball
You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
I wanna girl that's semi intelligent
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
and that ain't all
I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about 'em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
with the short fat guy's prematurely bald
Dig this
You can keep your black and your red heads
you can keep your brunettes too
Don't wanna subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
and that ain't all