I got so many thoughts jumping out of my head
And I can't sit still
I'm thinking about the universe
I'm looking at life on earth
I can't shut the camera shutter
I stare at the clock, the years slip away
And I stay confused
I'm dreaming about *la raison d'être (*the reason to be)
I'm frightened by the toxic threat
I can't stop the motor running
People saying I should learn some self-control
But I just want to exorcise my soul
And Walk Like A Man, Walk Like A Man
I still feel like a boy and you feel like a girl in my hand
I'm gonna Walk Like A Man, Walk Like A Man
I'm still waiting on the revelation
Here in never-never land
I got so many things jumpin' out of my brain
And I feel so strange
I'm crazy about the car I drive
While people struggle just to stay alive
I can't put the two together
I stare in the bathroom mirror at my face
God, I look so pale
Lines crawl across my face
I'm runnin' in the human race
Yeah, me first, who am I kidding
Where is this peace that comes with age
Someone show me to my cage
Where I can Walk Like A Man, Walk Like A Man
I still feel like a boy
And you feel like a girl in my hand
I'm gonna Walk Like A Man, Walk Like A Man
I'm still waiting on the revelation
Here in never-never land
(When it finally hits me then)
(And only then, I'll understand)
Waiting for the revolution here
In never-never land
Where is this peace that comes with age
Will somebody take me to the stage
Where I can Walk Like A Man, Walk Like A Man
Walk, Walk Like A Man
Walk Like A Man
Walk Like A Man
Walk Like A Man
Walk Like A Man
Walk Like A Man
I still feel like a boy
And you feel like a girl in my hand
I'm gonna Walk Like A Man, Walk Like A Man
I'm still waiting on the revelation
Here in never-never land (Dave as The King) (Mike & Jian)
Once I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza
(Jian yelling)
1 2 3 4!
(Dave)
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
(Dave) (rest)
Once I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my home now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
(rest)
Once he was the King of Spain
(Dave)
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
(Jian speaking in a funny voice)
"King, how are you such a genius?
(Murray speaking)
There's a roof overhead
(Mike speaking in a funny voice)
and food on our plates!"
(Dave)
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair
(Dave) (rest)
Once I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
You phone me now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
(rest)
Once he was the King of Spain
(Dave speaking)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international orchestra!
(rest do vocal solos)
(Dave speaking)
Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in Canada
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