Met a woman she's spouting prose
She's got luggage eyes and a roman nose
Her body is slung from side to side
Need a lift she said much obliged
I'm riding piggy-back
Then I came to her shack
We go inside the place it's a mess
She said my name's the liquid poetess
She unties her mouth
And her buckskin dress
She drinks from a bottle
labelled tenderness
I'm in one hand in the other's a can
She puts me in the can
And smiles through the wall
I got the horror's cos I'm one inch tall
Next thing I know's a girl by my side
Dressed in a bayleaf she's trying to hide
I asked her name she said Germaine
Do the rock do the one inch rock.all you people can feel it waiting
innocence and love, wrapped in the arms of the burning neon
I feel it, I feel it
it's so entertaining and so wonderful
it magically calls for you
big neon crossing show me the way
save my soul today
don't you worry and don't be afraid
does it send you to the world appealing
where there is spoken word that I can't take
so I'm the liar, I'm the liar
you'd be so disappointed
to find out that the magic was not
really meant for you