The rain came down
On the tin roof
Hardly
A sound was left
From the birthday party
The kitchen light
Fell asleep
On the bedroom floor
Me and her were talking softer
Than all the time
Before I lost her
Picture sat on top
Of the chest of drawers
Chorus:
One red rose
In the Bible
Pressed between
The Holy alphabet
Probably wouldn't believe you
If you told me
But what I never knew
I never will forget
Rainy nites
Get dark real early
Her dress was soft
And her hair was curly
We danced around the table
To the old banjo
Rainy nites
Were made for lovers
We lay there still
Beneath the covers
And I ain't never felt
Like that before
Chorus:featuring Brother Marquis
[Ice T]
Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me
Why did you no ??? some shit
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house
[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger
[Ice T]
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigger has his girl problem Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...
[Ice-T]
I got a whore from the east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
A whore from the south
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch with ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her the best
But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit it
No a bitch ain't one
[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats old
A bitch who is new
A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
A bitch who is built
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who is funny
A bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing
A bitch who can't
A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane