* this skit follows "A Walk Thru the Valley"
and comes before "Slaughtahouse"
*children yelling chairs squeaking*
*teacher's voice interrupts*
Excuse me! Excuse me! Quiet down quiet down quiet down
Now listen
This is hardcore rap 101
So check your programs and make sure you're in the right class
*papers shuffle kid mutters "yo I'm here" various talking*
Alright everybody alright? OK
Now when you rhyme, you have to say, that you smoke blunts
Also, you have to mention that you drink forties
You have to, mention, that you carry a nine millimeter
A tec nine, a mac ten, an M sixteen, or a uzi
Do everybody understand? (yeah)
Any questions? Yes
Excuse me but I don't have a gun
It's not _important_, if you have a gun or not
Just act like you have a gun, alright?
Now here's a tape, of the latest group
on the cutting edge of hardcore rap
It's the most innovative stuff, for nineteen ninety-threeJohnathan is dead
And Abigail is watching his wheelchair burn
The flames lick the wooden floor
Spreading to the curtains, and the draperies on the walls
Higher and Higher they go
"I am eating the fire...I'm eating everything
I'll bring this mansion down..through me they must come down"
Spirits flying through the air
Spirits crossing over to the other side
To rest in peace and never die again
And to be with long gone friends
The ghosts of those who lived here in the past
They will use the flames to leave this EVIL house
Abigail is watching the spirits and the flames
Dancing hand in hand around her long black dress
Oh around and around until they touch
Abigail is on fire
Spirits flying through the air
Spirits crossing over to the other side
To rest in peace and never die again
And to be with long gone friends
There is no pain as Abigail is eaten by the flames
Her body is starting to fade, emptiness is growing inside
Slowly she's leaving her body behind
And the spirits are by her side
Oh no here she goes, her spirit is in the air
The others guide her into the flames where they will disappear
Spirits flying through the air
Spirits crossing over to the other side
To rest in peace and never die again
And to be with long gone friends
But Abigail forgot one thing
"Her own little twin"