A man and a woman walking down the
street
with a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet
when Mummy turned to Daddy and she
said:
'my dear, write out your will the end is near'
then she pulled out the gun
I saw the sparks
messed up the suit that he'd bought from
Marks
because
she'd heard the voices from Outer Space
she'd heard the voices from Outer Space
she'd heard the voices from Outer Space
saying,'Never trust a man with egg on his
face'
three months later Mrs B stands
a smile on her face, blood on her hands
the kiddies got scared and have run to bed
the headlines in the papers said that:
'she was the victim of an awful plan.
Announced through the mouthpiece of a
little green man
she'd heard the voices from Outer Space
saying:
'never trust a man with egg on his face'
la-laThey've got to be clean, they've gotta be clean, ahhhahh
We wash our hands whenever we eat
And in the bath we wash our ears, our elbows and feet
We gotta be clean
We gotta be clean
It's healthy and keen
We gotta be clean
Ahhh Ahhh
(Yes sir!)
We start each day by brushing our teeth
(Brush brush!)
And getting the plaque and stuff off the smile underneath
We gotta be clean
We floss in between
Like the string must be green
We gotta be clean
Each day's a fight with the forces of dirt
(Dirt! Dirt! Dirt!)
Battling the smudge and the smear and the squirt
(Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!)
What do we do when our shirt is all covered with mustard?
(Mustard! Mustard! Mustard!)
You may just wear it and wear it and wear it for weeks
(No!)
Not Guster...
We wash it, then we wear it
We may be sad
We may be beat
We may be cross or tired or mad but we'll always be neat
We gotta be clean
Like all dishes we've seen
Or a fresh nectarine
Or some laundry that's been through the washing machine
We gotta be clean
(We got to be ahhhhh!)