Playin' on his slide-trombone
In a certain monotone
He was known as Mr. Monotony.
Any pleasant interlude
That would mean a change of mood
Didn't go with Mr. Monotony.
Sometimes he would change the key,
But the same dull melody
Would emerge from Mr. Monotony.
Folks for miles would run away,
Only one preferred to stay.
She would come around and say:
"Have you got any monotony today?"
They got married as they should
And around the neighbourhood
She was known as Mrs. Monotony.
They were happy as could be
And they raised a family,
Six or seven little Monotonies.
From another village came a snappy clarinetter.
She heard him play and strange to say she liked him better.
That was the end of Mr. Monotony.
Oh, she refused him when he tried,
Bringing her back to his side.
She just answered when he cried:
"Have you got any monotony today?"
"Have you got any monotony today?"
"Have you got any monotony today?"
Bye, bye, Mr. Monotony.
Mr. Monotony,
Is that you?
Hey, Mr. Monotony ...?
Oh, this playing is wonderful!
Oh, Mr. Monotony, I come back to you any time.
Mr. Monotony, don't go away,
Surely I didn't really mean it.
Oh, Mr. Monotony, I need you back ....Fairest Lord Jesus
Ruler of all nature
O Thou art God
And man,the son
Thee, will I cherish
Thee, will I honor
Thou, my soul's only joy and Christ
Fair are the meadows
Fairer still the woodlands
Mold in the blooming God of spring
Jesus (Jesus is fairer)
Jesus (is pure)
Who makes the wrongful heart to see?
Fair is the sunshine
Fairer still the moonlight
And all that weakling, starry pose
Oh Jesus (Oh, my Jesus shines brighter)
(Oh, my Jesus shines purer)
Than all the angels Heaven can bolt out
Beautiful Savior,
Lord of the nations
Son of God and Son of Man
Glory and honor
Praise, adoration
Now and forevermore be thine
Glory and honor, praise, adoration
Now and forevermore be thine